If you’re going to cross-post a blog to Facebook, setting the post visibility to ‘Only Me’ is clearly redundant. Taking 6 months to notice this has been the case makes you clearly redundant.

Some guys will just come home and decide clothing is optional. Be aware if you happen to be at theirs when they get home.

Mulled wine with friends is a great way to get into the festive spirit.

Boyfriends are the best.

When your phone develops a charging complex with 25% battery still present, it’s Apple’s way of telling you they haven’t had any of your hard-earned cash for at least a few weeks.

You gotta sleep some time. You can’t just save it up till you’re dead.

If you want to be able to deal positively with spontaneous urges to bake a cake, best remember to pack your cake tin when moving house.

Smol puppers have the cutest bork! https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fgabethedog%2Fvideos%2F1936704519904956%2F&show_text=0&width=560

Don’t be an evil hypocrite. See what I mean?

Chores always take longer than you think.