Drunk people give you graphic film spoilers.
Anytime is STEAM time.
Only travel via Manchester Airport if you have no luggage whatsoever. Also wear joggers. I don’t think there has been a single occasion where I’ve got through security hassle-free. I’ve even tested positive for explosives there. Creating a security alert with a vibrator was one of the better travel experiences though.
It’s a lot easier to keep your technology working if you don’t skip updates. Also a 16GB phone is a terrible idea these days.
Inflation is higher than you realise. Not only have prices gone up, but pack sizes have gone down. It’s like the worst supermarket slogan, “Pay more, get less.”
I know now why old people retire to sunnier climes. It’s amazing how much you adjust when you are away from this cold.