When your phone develops a charging complex with 25% battery still present, it’s Apple’s way of telling you they haven’t had any of your hard-earned cash for at least a few weeks.
You gotta sleep some time. You can’t just save it up till you’re dead.
If you want to be able to deal positively with spontaneous urges to bake a cake, best remember to pack your cake tin when moving house.
Don’t be an evil hypocrite. See what I mean?
Chores always take longer than you think.
If you’re going to start a list of daily lessons learnt, 17th November is as good a day as any to begin it on.